9/23/06 – Halfway by means of the second quarter, Paterno makes a splash for the Penn State locker room and doesn’t return till the third quarter.
Punting from his personal endzone, on the street, in opposition to the #1 group within the nation made Joe’s inner cup runneth over. JoePa Grew to become JoePOO.
And so, runneth throughout the sector JoePa did. In the course of a play. Discover the colour of his pants (black) as he lumbers, gingerly, by means of the center of the sector and thru the endzone.
Joe knew the place the restroom was and didn’t care what it took to get there. Because the previous saying goes, “By no means belief a Fart.” Joe trusted a fart.
“Is that Joe working all the best way throughout the sector? Is Joe Paterno within the endzone?” – Brad Nessler
“Is he going to the toilet? – Pat Hayden
Then famed sideline reporter Bonnie Bernstein makes an look after halftime and makes a pun about “Coach Paterno having the runs.”
He later claims he had the flu, however doesn’t point out why he was carrying black pants within the first half and khakis within the second half.
Joyful Valley? Extra like “Crappy Valley.”
Nittany Lions? “Shittany Lions.”
“Pooterno.”
I don’t need to “poo poo” the problem.
Judging by the towel adorning his neck within the second half, it seems to be like he took a bathe. Which explains what sort of mess he made inside his Bugle Boys.
From an nameless poster on a P-U I imply PSU message board:
“Considered one of my greatest associates performed at PSU on the time this incident. He defined to me that because the sport was on the street at OSU, Joe didn’t have a change of garments on the stadium. The one assistant coach that did have an additional pair of pants on web site was coach Larry Johnson Sr. For those who lookup footage of Joe’s second pair of pants that day you possibly can see how outsized they’re which coincides with Larry’s physique.
Simply over 5 years afterward 11/9/11, Joe Paterno was fired for his position within the Penn State little one intercourse abuse scandal.
Which implies that on the day he took a giant dump in his pants and proved his incontinence on the sector, he was nicely on his approach to dumping out the incompetence he displayed off of it.
Upon his ouster, his profession was tarnished as badly as the within of these black pants should’ve been as soon as he hit the pinnacle at Ohio State’s famed Horseshoe.